WOOHOO!!!

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

(via bingo-bongo-pickle-pants)

nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

nikkiimarchy:

catseverywhere:

Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”

(via bingo-bongo-pickle-pants)

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

(via bingo-bongo-pickle-pants)

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

(Source: slaphat, via bingo-bongo-pickle-pants)

feelingsanti:

i’m not like other girls

i was born with glass bones and paper skin

every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms

at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

(via bingo-bongo-pickle-pants)

groovemeister-jared:

colonelmustangsnipples:

would you care for a free lollipop?

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WOULD I

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would you

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WOULD I

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would you

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WOULD I 

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would you

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would i what

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would you care for a free lollipop?

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WOULD I

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RADDA RADDA

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(via bingo-bongo-pickle-pants)